Stolen from Jen, who stole it from Melissa, who stole it from Roland, who knows where he got it!

What have you done... BE TRUTHFUL!

So have you ever ...

1. smoked a cigarette – yup, 6^th grade was my rebel year

2. smoked a cigar – a few

3. crashed a friend's car – crashed into a friend’s car

4. stolen a car – niet

5. been in love – depends on how you define love

6. been dumped – yes

7. taken shots of alcohol - consumed alcohol? Yes and yes

8. been fired – no but I was not allowed to work for a day once

9. been in a fist fight – sometimes I wish I had

10. snuck out of a/your house – never had to

11. had feelings for someone who didn't have them back – of course, isn’t that pretty much universal?

12. been arrested – no

13. made out with a stranger – not so much

14. gone on a blind date – not officially

15. lied to a friend – probably somewhere down the line

16. had a crush on a teacher – not that I recall

17. gotten naked in public – not a chance!

18. seen someone die – not yet… I’m a bit nervous about that

19. been on a plane – yes

20. thrown up in a bar – not really

21. thrown up on someone – I’m sure I did as a baby! ;o)

22. miss someone right now – yeah

23. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by – yes, it’s usually the prelude to a great nap

24. made a snow angel – I’m a pro

25. played dress up – not my cup of tea

26. cheated while playing a game – probably somewhere down the line

27. been lonely – plenty

28. fallen asleep at work/school – at school actually quite a few times

29. used a fake id – that would be no

30. felt an earthquake – a few but my favorite was the big bad one in Mexico back in the early 80s: the curtains where sideways and we lost most of the dishes in the cupboard

31. touched a snake – yes. Want to meet one in the water? I’d rather eat a worm

32. ran a red light – I hate that feeling of realizing it was red a little too late

33. had detention – no

34. been in a car accident – once, the parking lot incident doesn’t count

35. hated the way you look – there’s always something that could stand to improve

36. had sex in a car – that can’t possibly be comfortable though I don’t deny the lure of living on the edge and risking discovery!

37. been lost – NEVER!!!! Men are never lost.

38. been to the opposite side of the country – well, do you mean diametrically opposite end? I’ve been SW, SE, & NE but not NW, yet

39. felt like dying – yes, usually related to a headache

40. cried yourself to sleep – probably

41. played cops and robbers – not by that name

42. karaoke – I’ve pinky sworn on the pain of death never to subject people to that

43. done something you told yourself you wouldn't – make that plural

44. laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose – of course

45. caught a snowflake on your tongue - yup

46. kissed in the rain – no, I don’t think so

47. sang in the shower - yes

48. made love in a park – ok, that would be living too much on the edge

49. had a dream that you married someone – not one that I woke up in the middle of

50. glued your hand to something – yes to itself and to my shoes

51. got your tongue stuck to a flag pole – no; to the side of the freezer? Yes…

52. worn the opposite sex's clothes – not so much, unless you count generic t-shirts

53. Been a cheerleader – how ‘bout cheering for them?

54. sat on a roof top – lots of times, played up there, kept a garden and my dog up there, took naps up, watched fireworks, read books, etc

55. talked on the phone all night – no

56. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone – no but there was one I should not have watched alone…

57. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on – thrown in a few times, yes

58. had a booty call – sigh, no ;o)

59. been told you're hot by a complete stranger – that would be awesome

60. broken a bone – no, knock on wood (nose is cartilage so that doesn’t count)

61. had a 3-some? – eh, no

62. laugh so hard you cry – of course

63. used a sex toy – sheesh, there have been a lot of negative answers lately

64. cheated on a test – no

65. forgotten someone's name – I’m that annoying guy who calls everyone ‘buddy’ or ‘pal’ or some other generic term until I’m absolutely sure I know I’ve got their name down cold

66. been kicked out of your house – no

67. woken up with marker on you – no; makeup? yes

68. played a prank on someone – you betcha!

69. played in public with your significant other? – define that